Seduction kings presents online dating guide for dummies

08 Feb

To stand a chance with a Dutchman, my advice is to take a flight to London.

When chasing their prey, a common mistake made by Expat women is to dress well.

In other words, not wearing jeans or old boots that look as if they’ve been handed down from mother to daughter to granddaughter.

do not under any circumstances display any individuality in case you stand out.

If you do manage to bag yourself a Dutchmen, and end up moving in with him, you’ll be the witness to an incredible transformation. Dutch women, even though they typically only contribute less than 25% of income to the household, firmly rule the roost and wear the trousers at home.

When going on a first date with a Dutchman, the Shallow Man’s first piece of advice is to not react in shock, disgust or reach for the sunglasses if, as is highly probable, he turns up wearing a pair of bright red jeans.

This is considered by many Dutch men to be the height of chic and elegance.

The Dutchman’s love of money will make him check every item on the bill several times and then with the speed of a supercomputer calculate precisely how much your portion of the bill will be.“You had the White Wine that’s five euros, we had bitterballen to start, there were six but you had four which means that you need to pay 2.37.”If you wish to get into a Dutchman’s heart you need to accept that there are three of you in the relationship, him, you and his money which he will cling onto like a Gold Digger to a footballer.

When he presents you with your portion of the bill, smile gracefully and pay your share as if this is the most normal thing in the world.

Expat women have also been known to visit hairdressers more than twice a year and they are also not strangers to wearing makeup.