Daddies 10 rules of dating Female sex on skype

11 Feb

Rule Eight: The following places are not appropriate for a date with my daughter: Places where there are beds, sofas, or anything softer than a wooden stool. Places where there is dancing, holding hands, or happiness. I may appear to be a potbellied, balding, middle-aged, dimwitted has-been.

I have a shotgun, a shovel, and five acres behind the house. As soon as you pull into the driveways you should exit the car with both hands in plain sight.

Speak the perimeter password, announce in a clear voice that you have brought my daughter home safely and early, then return to your car –there is no need for you to come inside.

If you want to be on time for the movie, you should not be dating.

My daughter is putting on her makeup, a process than can take longer than painting the Golden Gate Bridge.

Rule Two: You do not touch my daughter in front of me.

You may glance at her, so long as you do not peer at anything below her neck.

However, I disagree with his conclusions, so I decided to create a little T-shirt of my own — a Christian Dad’s response to Feminist Father, if you will: GOD makes the rules. I know that none of the men who date (or eventually marry) my daughters will be perfect. But I do expect them to have hearts on fire for Jesus. I want them to love my daughters with an enduring, committed, self-sacrificing love. What sort of rules or guidelines have you set for your sons and daughters when it comes to dating? Want a “Dating Rules” T-Shirt for yourself or someone you love? (Please note that the graphic is on the front of the shirt, not the back).

A Christian Father’s Rules for Dating My Daughter first appeared on All Truth is God’s Truth.